Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Bong Kids

Nams: What if we have a kid who's really dumb. Gosh! It's gonna be so much work to bring it up.

Su: Nah. Bong kids are very talented. I am sure paida hothe hii tuntuna bajayega, or sing, or dance or something. Very talented losers.

Nams: hahahhaa Why is it a loser :D

 Su: I mean really! Tuntuna man :P

Sunday, August 4, 2013

The color run

It took a lot of resolve to wake up early on a Saturday morning, especially to run 5k and get coloured on the way. On reaching the venue though, the laziness got replaced with a wild excitement. I didn't expect such a big crowd for the color run, as I'd never been to one before. Moreover, I never knew so many people resided in and around Sacramento! The American version of the Indian Holi festival with a dash of 5k run thrown in, the color run boasts as being the happiest 5k run on the planet. I could see why. The environment is definitely very inviting. Everyone seemed to be happy. I think colours can have that effect on you. And nobody seemed to mind the scorching heat of the morning sun. Drenched in sweat and splashed with colours, everyone looked like they were soaked in the rainbows. At the end of it all, with all the colours on one's skin, it was hard to tell who was black or white or brown. Everyone was of the same colour. Happiness.

Friday, March 8, 2013

What's marriage like?

Su: The new tooth is irritating me. Can't really take it off, you know. It's not a denture.

Naren: Hahahaa... now you're married to it. There's no going back. Unless you get a divorce. Which can be really painful.

Su: Only we can compare marriage to a fake tooth. No redemption.

Naren: Sigh!

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Nam-ism "1"

Ugly dog taking a stroll with his owner. Nams and us sitting very close to them, drinking coffee and staring at them (for no good reason)

Nams: That's one ugly dog!


Us: Ummm..you could be a little louder *sarcasm alert*


Nams: Am sure the DOG didn't hear me!


Us: *Rolling our eyes* Sigh!

Hormal


hor·mal

  [hawr-muhl] 
adjective

The state of being so high, that you repeat on an infinite loop 'I am normal (or fine)'. More common with the male species. Might be followed by an inclination to stare in space, pose like a hot girl getting a tan on the beach and sleep.

Roots - This word can be traced back to a discussion in Kerala, India between four sober (or not) souls and Soman

Example - 
I am so hormal right now, I could dance to 'I am @#$%@ and I know it' (no, not sexy)

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Let me tell you something you already know

Rocky Balboa: The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done. Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that!