Nam-ism "1"

Ugly dog taking a stroll with his owner. Nams and us sitting very close to them, drinking coffee and staring at them (for no good reason)

Nams: That's one ugly dog!

Us: Ummm..you could be a little louder *sarcasm alert*

Nams: Am sure the DOG didn't hear me!

Us: *Rolling our eyes* Sigh!

Hormal

hor·mal

   [hawr-muhl] 
adjective

The state of being so high, that you repeat on an infinite loop 'I am normal (or fine)'. More common with the male species. Might be followed by an inclination to stare in space, pose like a hot girl getting a tan on the beach and sleep.

Roots - This word can be traced back to a discussion in Kerala, India between four sober (or not) souls and Soman

Example - 
I am so hormal right now, I could dance to 'I am @#$%@ and I know it' (no, not sexy)